*NUGGET 2_Awakening**NUGGET 2_Awakening by DarkSaxeBleu
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COUNT: We shall attempt the mysterious craft of ---- RESURRECTION!!! ~ And drop the silly accent will you, we're speaking posh English here.
IGOR: ... But we did resurrection last Wednesday when one of your cherished goldfish died - it didn't work.
COUNT: *in tears* Go and try harder this time, will you!
IGOR: OK, which one of your pet Cerberus' ate the rat-poison?
COUNT: No Igor, today we're doing something BIGGER! ... – Wait. You're poisoning my rats?! MY rats?!!! *explodes*
IGOR: *suspiciously turns to Mina* ... How much bigger is BIGGER? *Mina shrugs*
COUNT: Let's just say it fills a well-sized pot - when it should take an entire cape.
IGOR: Your great grandfather then. Or, alternatively, a really large moth? Actually, Sir, I'm ahead of you there - in my vastly scientific calculating mind I have foreseen this stage of devel
▌▌ ▌▌▌ Once a philosopher, twice a pervert.
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Cave ab homine unius libri ... "We are all one. Ours is not a better way, ours is merely another way." ~ Neale Donald Walsch
Had he but spar'd his Tongue and Pen, He might have rose like other Men:
But, Power was never in his Thought; And, Wealth he valu'd not a Groat:
Ingratitude he often found, And pity'd those who meant the Wound:
But, kept the Tenor of his Mind, To merit well of human Kind:
Nor made a Sacrifice of those Who still were true, to please his Foes.
* Verses on the Death of Dr. Swift.
... Digging up dead people. ... For study purposes!
... CORRECTING THE GAPS in our COLLECTIVE MEMORY.
... For FUN, really.
''... Best way to come to the heart of the matter is to stick a knife into it.''
''You mean to say exactly what you know; but in reality you are giving expression to what is, in all essential particulars, an hypothesis. You do not KNOW it at all; it is nothing but an hypothesis rapidly framed in your own mind. And it is an hypothesis founded on a long train of inductions and deductions.'' ~ T. H. Huxley.
''Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Quand la populance se mele de raisonner, tout est perdu.'' (Reason can justify everything - it is its winning trait - and a deadly flaw ...)
LIFE'S MOTTO: (one for Reality, one for Illusion)
~ Bumbulum magnum - vince pecunia. ( = Fart great - win money.)
~ Teneant omnes cervisia et evomere postea. (= Hold all the beer and vomit afterwards.)
bayes.wustl.edu/etj/music/m7h.… - read it.
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